Thursday, September 14, 2017

Coaching Staff

One of my favorite debates for Husker football is the, "Who would be on your coaching staff only using former players?"  It's a fun topic because there is no right or wrong answer (except Grant Wistrom.)  So here it is Ndamukats all Husker coaching staff. (Hate mail accepted)

OFFENSE:
OC: Damon Benning, follow his post game breakdowns on twitter, you'll understand.
QB: Turner Gill, coached 3 National Championship QB's.
RB: Frank Solich, same reasons for Gill at QB coach.
WR: Jordan Westerkamp, sorry Matt Davison you never caught a ball behind your back.
OL: Richie Incognito, I want the OL mean and nasty deal with it.

DEFENSE:
DC: Jay Foreman, same reason for Damon Benning.
LB:Barrett Ruud, record breaking linebacker, vs '95's numbers dude was legit.
DB: Mike Brown, he's the best to ever play in the defensive backfield I don't care what you think.
DL: Jason Peter, the 3 "I's" Intensity, intensity and intensity.

SPECIAL TEAMS:
Punt Return: Johnny Rodgers, do I need to explain?
Kick Off: Adi Kunalic, if he can teach how to kick it a mile we're in good shape.
Punt: Sam Koch, really too many choices here

S&C: Brandon "Rudy" Rigoni, I think they named him lifter of the year for life.

MISC:
AD: Dave Rimington, I think he's a member of Mensa, can someone verify?
Team Psychologist: Christian Peter, Put em on their ass! Big 8 style, SMASH, SMASHMOUTH FOOTBALL!

Drumroll... You don't think I forgot do you?

Head Coach: Scott Frost

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