Thursday, September 28, 2017

Romance is dead in Nebraska

In a recent super scientific poll posted on twitter it was found that romance is dead in Nebraska.  Over 130 people participated in a poll asking what their plans for Friday would be.  14% of respondents would be attending High school football games while a staggering 80% of respondents said that they would be watching the Nebraska Illinois football game.

For those of you who are not inclined to addition those figures show that 94% of respondents would rather watch football than go have a lovely evening with their significant other.  Yes, 5% did say they would do the "Netflix and Chill" but there is no romance in watching old reruns of the Office and going off to bed.

More disturbing is only 1% of the 146 would be going to dinner and a movie. When you do the math that comes to one and a half people. How sad. Somebody is eating alone except for maybe the company of an imaginary friend.

Yes my friends, this a truly dark time in Nebraska.  Nobody wants to be romantic anymore.  Football still rules the day in "The Good Life."

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